HUBBARD’S CUPBOARD – 18.8.17
By Alan Hubbard
This time next week we will be knee-deep in more ribald rhetoric and gobby garbage plus an extra large dose of Skyperbole as Floyd Mayweather jnr and Conor McGregor go about the mouthy business of promoting their impending cross-over contest, unchastenend by the opprobrium which greeted their recent crass ticket-selling circus.
We are told that the bullshine blockbuster Las Vegas’s T-Mobile Arena between the undefeated 40-year-old former multi-belt world champion and the garrulous UFC icon, supposedly under Queensberry Rules, is the most bizarre encounter in the history of unarmed combat.
Not so. Not by a distance.
Leaving aside Muhammad Ali’s joke ‘fight’ with the Japanese wrestler Anthony Inoki, surely it is the mythical match-up between The Greatest and the original Rocky – Marciano that is – which remains untouchable as the most bizarre happenin in boxing.
By a strange coincidence the M&M ‘treat’ between Mayweather and McGregor on Saturday week occurs on the anniversary of the death of the Brockton Blockbuster, killed when the light aircraft in which he was a passenger crashed near Iowa exactly 48 years ago next weekend.
Ironically it is Marciano’s’ famed record of 49 contests without defeat which Mayweather will exceed should he overcome McGregor, which course he will if there is any semblance of reality about their scheduled 12 rounds of manufactured mayhem.
Marciano died at 45 just a few weeks after climbing into ring in Miami with Ali, then a fellow ex-world heavyweight champion 28 years his junior.
They were to complete the filming of the computerised contest between the two.
Yes, Marciano and Ali really did fight, although the choreographed punches were pulled and the blood was tomato ketchup. Just as in the real Rocky movies which were to follow later.
The celluloid contest came about in July 1969 when Ali, then in fistic exile over his Vietnam war draft refusal, filed a lawsuit against a radio station advertising executive named Murray Woroner, claiming damages for alleged defamation.
The two settled the case when Ali, short of readies and options agreed to collaborate with Woroner in making a filmed simulation of a bout with the long retired Marciano. Both boxers were paid £10,000.
By the time The Rock faced Ali, he had not fought for 14 years. He was 45, balding, and had a bad back and a short temper.
Marciano lost over 50lb in preparing for the fight and wore a jet black toupee to in order to look as he did in his prime. At 5ft 10in and a few pounds over 13 stones Marciano was the smallest heavyweight champion in history but with a wrecking ball of a right hand famously dubbed his Suzy Q.
When an Ali jab sent Marciano’s hairpiece flying across the ring Angelo Dundee said it looked like a dead cat
So, in July 1969, stubby Marciano and the 6ft 3in Ali stepped into a gymnasium ring with blacked-out walls on the north side of Miami and boxed 70 one-minute rounds, supposedly guided by computers into which the opinionated data of 250 boxing experts had been fed.
Several and different endings knockdowns were filmed with the fighters and film-makers sworn to secrecy.
Having been told to avoid head punches mostly they laboured around the tapping each other, though Marciano did attempt to pummel the rope-a-doping Ali’s body.
And at one point Ali unleashed a solid left jab which sent Marciano’s hairpiece flying across the ring.”I thought it was a dead cat flying through the air,” Ali’s trainer Angelo Dundee quipped later.
Marciano angrily insisted the incident should be cut from the film.
The final outcome would not be revealed until the release of the film on January 20, 1970, shown in 1500 theatres in the USA, Canada, and throughout Europe, grossing around $2.5 million.
American and Canadian audiences were shown a version where the computer had determined that Marciano would have knocked Ali out in the 13th round; while European audiences were shown another ending in which Ali was depicted the winner also by a 13th round ko.[
When Ali was shown the US version he joked:” That computer must have been made in Alabama.”
Throughout filming a respectul Ali, who never seriously dissed or denigrated a white opponent in his entire career, referred to Marciano as ‘champ’. And in his autobiography he wrote: “Rocky was quiet, peaceful, humble, not cocky or boastful” adding that he “deserves his place as one of the greatest of the great heavyweights.”
He claimed Marciano was better than Joe Frazier while Marciano, meanwhile, called Ali “the fastest man on wheels”.
The pair parted on good terms. A month later Marciano was dead when the three-seater plane he was travelling in from Chicago to Des Moines crashed into an oak tree in the middle of a cornfield on the eve of his 46th birthday
He never saw the film but just a few days after its completion he visited London and was entertained to lunch by Boxing Writers Club.
I sat opposite him in the Cheshire Cheese pub just of Fleet Street and while the film’s producers had warned both him and Ali not to reveal either ending, after a good few glasses of his favourite chianti Marciano quietly admitted:”I would never have beaten Ali at his best in a real fight. I knew that when we both stepped into that ring.
“He was too big, too quick and knew how to use the ropes to his advantage.
“He had the fastest hands I’ve ever seen.”
Although this fantasy fight was what Donald Trump would call ‘Fake News’; it was fascinating nonetheless.
And actually it may have prove to have been more realistic than the pugilistic pantomime which is about to engulf us.
And talking of faking it: Never mind those titillating Lady Di insights into her marriage to Prince Charles.
Fight fans will be equally – if not more – fascinated by those penned recently by one Clare Geary, better known as the second wife of Chris Eubank snr from whom she is now seeking a divorce after just three years wed.
A PR high-flyer she tells the Mail on Sunday that the eccentric former world champion is “a prancing, poetry-spouting moron” and calls him “a cheat, a fake and a liar… who suffers from a delusional disorder and doesn’t have a pot to p***in.”
He was, she says, “a complete nightmare to be married to”
This leads us to recall how Eubank’s lovely first wife Karron – mother of Chris jnr – responded when he told her after they divorced: “You’ll never find another man like me.”
“Thank f**** for that,” she said.